This is not the place to be advertising your latest book, Chuck Tingle!

Well, everybody’s gotta fetish. Some are just more..different..than others.

That 1st and 4th gif you posted are some real-life, Final Destination level shenanigans. I’m glad that 1st guy made it, because I couldn’t stop laughing at the astronomical odds of the tire bouncing at just the right angle and time to beam him in the back of the head and make him eat concrete. He should’ve played the…

Beat me to it. Also, I loved this movie.

It does seem her only qualification is being able to eat a shit-sandwich and look you in the eye as she tells you how good it tastes as she tries to keep it down.

I’ll never forget the time my big ass left foot caught right-hand side of the emergency brake when pressing down the clutch to shift to 3rd. I was so dumbfounded, it took me a couple of minutes to figure out what happened to cause my truck to cut off and lock up like that.

Now this is what I don’t understand. The 1st Gen Fire TV still has slightly better specs and features than the 2nd Gen Firestick, so why can’t they make it work? Other than Bluetooth 4.1 vs 3, what does the Firestick have that the Fire TV doesn’t? The Fire TV even has a slightly faster CPU and double the amount of RAM…

I was thinking the same thing. We could also take into consideration his phone’s camera quality from said pic.

Fire TV Stick 2nd Generation - 2016 release. 

Yes, but this is the mashup we need!

The pessimist in me wants to agree with you but they finished filming last
August. Although Netflix could still try to cut costs on any marketing or post-production work. Let’s hope they weren’t going to rely on any cgi for Jigsaw’s face! :)

I don’t quite understand why you would think it wouldn’t play on the Fire TV stick. That’s what I watched it on and it ran fine. 

I figured his dad was human and his mom was a Kree.

Ooh, i think you're onto something there. Hows about this: picture your rain idea with FALLING PEARLS. No one's ever done that before, we'll blow their minds!

Orphan? Shit, what happened to his parents?

I'm dying over here. That was perfect!

One chairy, comin up!

Kinja is still acting stupid, it cut off part of your comment. A small...what?

This is gold!

No shit. I’m sorry, but a $400 fine is just like a fucking slap in the face to the victim. I’d rather her withdraw the case to try later, or go ahead and take a chance with a jury trial. At the mininum, she’d be doing her job. This is the shittiest thing she could have done for her client.