I’m not so sure sure I can handle a phallic-shaped food called Wienershcnitzel. 

I just chalk it up as another reason I’d rather go live in Canada.

Yep, and regardless, there is nothing a ‘donation’ to the church won’t fix.

Why do you Canadians always have to humble brag? Trust me, I know how much more it sucks here! :)

You’ve...you’ve got to be shitting me.

What about a Daredevil joke?

Damn you! :)

Where’s that little WhyNotBoth.gif Girl when you need her?

I just wish they’d consistently bring back the Chilito (aka Chili Cheese burrito). 

Damn it, now I’ve the TMNT theme song stuck in my head!

This sounds like a killer scene to end a heartfelt Christmas movie with.

You win all the stars!

So they traveled forward in time to bring back cameras to shoot a movie in the faux-documentary genre? I’d believe it.

I find this header image offensive. As in, anyone who eats like that in public should be returned to their cages immediately.

Can’t wait to order their newly named Meth-Fries!

I wonder what Webb wants to be when he grows up?

This is me everytime my wife cooks! :)

You monster!

The CD player on the PS1 was the greatest thing to watch while on acid at the time.

They damn well better bring a good tasting, HOMEMADE dish or they can just go ahead and clean out their desk.