mason4444
Mason4444
mason4444

That ALWAYS works!

The fucked up thing is that, this is just a work of parody on a 15th century artist’s painting. So, if I were to create a painting inspired by the bible, would it then become sacrilegious to mock it?

But, but...avocado shouldn’t be brown. :(

My wife has proposed going out for Chinese food on Christmas day this year for our family. Keep in mind, I’ll still have to cook Christmas dinner on the day after, just not the day of.

That way, we know there’s only 1 food with raisins we have to worry about avoiding. The only downside is when you bite into an oatmeal raisin cookie that was cleverly disguised as a chocolate chip cookie and it makes you realize your whole life is a lie.

Yeah, this pisses me off. I could even understand putting her in some rehab/home for a couple of years, but life in prison for a 16 year that went through what she did is fucking ridiculous.

Dingleberry Trails!

No, it needs more blades!

You forgot to mention that the toy-drive volunteer will always be dressed as Santa Claus, and give the principal uplifting advice, thus the principal will fall in love with Santa. The Principal will have an antagonistic relationship with an annoying student at her school who keeps spreading Christmas cheer and spirit.

We’d all have urine splash stains allover our stomachs all the time!

...”and gosh-darned it, people like me!”

Well, I feel bad now because I thought it was going to about something a lot more illicit, like 2 employess were caught using said banana-toy during their ‘co-workers with benefits’ time in the janitors closet or something.

So, what is like working for the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency? :)

I bet you get tired of having to explain this all the time.

When the Dems say ‘bipartisan’, it’s always in the context of,’We got more power, so we’ll use it to kiss the GOP’s ass and then they might give us a pat on the head’. When the GOP says ‘bipartisan’, it’s always in the context of, ‘Shit, we gotta talk nice ‘cause we need some of those Dem votes to pass this

You leave Mister Miracle out of this!

Yeah, this whole story is bullshit. Someone remembered that ‘funny’ jingle their uncle told them when they had to visit their relatives in West Virginia last year and shared it with the whole class. The teacher is complicit and just covering his/their asses.

My head canon insists that Opossum is just short hand for Omega Possum: the advanced form of Possum.

I watched the original series when it streamed on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim. I remember picking up this version to watch, thinking it would finish out the story/answer a lot of questions. When it got to that scene, I remember thinking, “Shinji, your friend is laying there in that bed because she bravely put her life