But it’s so cute!

As if Batman wasn’t dark enough already!

I can hear all of these in Bender’s voice.

Yeah, sounds like they might try to program the sex robots to require consent, only to serve as sex slaves themselves to their secret cult masters or something. 

It almost looks comical to watch them fight in football helmets, knowing they won’t be able to do much other than fracture their own knuckles. I’m sure there’s a melee fighting style that could take advantage of football helmets but fisticuffs/boxing ain’t it. They should be grabbing weapons or something.

Well..you’re still a badass!

Give me cheap, jellied cranberry sauce that makes a suction noise as it escapes the can to go with my Turkey, or give me Death!

Exactly, they fucked Seattle, now they gonna fuck Virginia. And sure, everything will be peaches and cream for 5-10 years, then NOVA will be just as sick of Amazon’s shit.

I’ve got a pretty good grasp on the requirements, where do I sign up?

mine would fight tooth and nail to the death, TO THE DEATH, until that useless human contraption known as a ‘leash’, was ripped to shreds.

Now that’s good service. Thanks

Don’t be. They can easily close down 2 to save money, while overcrowding the remaining 4. 

Usually I mean this as a joke, but in all honesty, every instance I’ve seen of cops getting called and there is a black person and a mentally ill person involved, someone gets shot. So if you happen to be black and mentally ill, chances are very high that no matter what you do, you will be shot. Where I live, the…

He waits til he gets home to take it out on his victims in the basement of the beige house.

Yup. And most people think babies are so cute when they’re coming out: Hell no! They look like some miniature blue-skinned screaming demon, that bursts out like a volcano of blood and poop from their mothers. I wouldn’t trade my son for anything, but damned if they aint scary when they first come out.

I ‘member!

Even House of the Dead made 13.8 mill on a 12 million budget. Excuse me, I have to go Clorox my mouth for bring up that horrendous piece of shit.

Is it too late to go back to school to become a scientist?

Almonds are like bananas, no matter how much you squeeze them, juice does not come out.

Well, I do use the term, ‘Nut Milk’, to refer to Almond/Soy/Cocunut milk, so...