How I know?

Solid Snake probably beat you to it already.

Well, it’s hard to find pants that come 33 1/2", so I just go with 34". :)

I thought Red Bull gave you wings!

..and they’re not too happy about

Considering she’s already went through all of of that, I was thinking she already sounds like Wolverine. I mean, damn she’s tough!

Came to the comments to see a Samuel “Motherfuckin’” Jackson from Pulp Fiction reference. Left disappointed :(

I believe the wording of the sign should be, “I’ll fuck your shit up, bro!” 

Let he who has NOT let their Valtrex prescription run out and then go get drunk at a bar in Vegas cast the first stone.

God Bless America!!

You just summed up how fucked up our whole bi-partisan politics hell-hole has become. If we could vote on issues rather than parties or ‘teams’, things would be a whole lot different in this country. I’m in VA where people young and old care about their health care, yet still voted GOP Tuesday night, not even knowing…

So that’s what happened to Capt. Kangaroo...

The only information missing that is of any relevance, is just how many times did he call in to Alex Jones/Infowars?

<raises hand> My backyard, Martinsville/Henry County VA! https://www.statnews.com/2017/07/07/opioids-per-person-national-leader/

I must confess I miss the Arch deluxe sauce. Not the Arch Deluxe sandwich itself, just the sauce.

My eyes, my eyes! I can’t see through all the ‘80's’!!

He was secretly in the closet his whole damned life. Thats the only answer I got that would make sense.

I can believe that is a Day of the Dead shirt, but I can not believe your assertion that ‘a lady’ is the one donning said shirt.

This aggravates me to no end since I have a hard enough time finding the stuff I do want to watch (it takes an act of Congress to find all of the Asian horror movies they have!). Every single time I bring up Netflix, it offers the same damned 20 or so movies it recommended to me last time, just with different images. 

...and I’ll wipe my mouth with feminine napkins any time I damned well please!