Shit, he’s blending in so well, I didn’t even notice him til you pointed it out. Camoflauge works!

Can we equip you with a kilo of cocaine and launch you like a canonball into the office of the CBS execs? You tell them how they can actually make free money by just keeping the fans happy. Then, if they won't listen to reason, they'll listen to the cocaine.

You're doing the lord's work. Wasn't the 11th Commandment, "Thy internet never forgets", or something like that?

Omelet you finish but I’d just like to add that if corporation does license their IP, they still don’t have to go from free to paid. Many companies have Fan/Community policies/licenses (i.e. Wizards of the Coast, etc) and don’t involve money in anyway. They usually place some restriction on what/how much content they…

I’d love to see Investigation Discovery Channel use this kinda of CGI to do their dramatizations of violent murder cases. 

This video is making me crave Ramen and Taco Bell. Also, I can only imagine what a person’s blood pressure would be after eating that.

Haven't you ever watched a movie where the evil villain monologues to themself about their plan and laughs maniacally? This is exactly like that.

Someone should check whether the flag is being lowered/raised this hour.

Yeah, I read that and was like, “what do you no consequences”?

I’m pretty sure knowing your hands are grabbing a handle that is covered in fecal matter will stress anyone out.

I have gotten to the point where all I want is the salad cause everything else tastes like butter, butter and more butter.

Obviously, Gritty was brought in to snort get rid of any evidence.

Faith in humanity restored (temporarily)!

“BETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Because her daughter was probably too busy making withdrawals.

This sounds like the setup to one of those The General car insurance commercials, like the one with the girl talking to her friend on the phone and saying, "I'd love to go to the grocery store sometime but I don't have car insurance".

What if they remove the fridge after the raping? What then?

I gotta admit, those were some pretty sharp cops to be able to pin this on her so fast.

“That’s pretty fucking ironic”

The poophole loophole!