I can’t help but imagine that a half senile, old Bush is always taunting her in a friendly way about emails, like “..I told you, if you got email problems, you get Chaney on it. Did I mention he got rid of over a million emails? Hell, I don’t even know all the shit my administration was into, let me tell ya. You like…

Exactly, to the NFL and Nike, this is all about money. The NFL never gave a shit about the anthem, they just started it because the military paid them to. They only started to give a shit when they started losing money over Kaepernick’s protests. Nike? Shit, they still haven’t cleaned up their child labor mess…

Then Kara Danvers flies in eating an ice cream cone which is getting all over her magnificent, non-cgi deleted mustache and says, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said Martha”, then flies off.

But its already been washed! Twice! :)

I was thinking more CYA (Cover Your Ass) Bodycams, but I definitely think your business plan is sound and would like to hear more about investment and stock options.

Bush/Cheney were smart enough to have all their shady shit in the ‘missing’ 2.2 Million emails of their administration.

My first thought after the election (and first comment after) was basically, “This is the longest episode of the Twilight Zone I’ve ever seen...”

Yeah, I’m also thinking the officer might get some serious internal disciplining for failing to follow department procedures regarding the restocking of drop guns.

I was just thinking this sounds like the set up in a Looney Tunes short, where a kangaroo is air dropped to Australia Austria and antics ensue.

..Inner Citis, Gangs, Drugs, Inner Cities, Rape, Crime, Crim-, Crim-

Oh dear god, what in the fuck. I just googled, thinking how bad could Byrne possibly be? I mean, even in his younger days, his X-Men looked decent. These look like some kind of joke postcards with funny captions or something. He needs to get back to drawing.

This is what I want to know. I know it’s damaged but I’m just curious how the battery packs held up/how likely they are to start a fire after this?

...in other news, a pet monkey named Ceasar is here to proclaim humanities’ end, right after this Science story about advancements in time travel...

Damn it, damn it, damn it! You beat me to it!

I learned how to swim when I was young but to this day, I can’t tread water. I’ve even tried to get my son to show me, it just doesn’t work. Anything else, I’m fine with.

The whole article could have been summed up as ‘Pots’ and ‘Kettles’.

Yeah, I mean they’re taking kids who’ve gotten in trouble and don’t trust the police and turning them into cynical dipshits who will NEVER trust the police or possibly any other adult. If these kids ended up killing a cop when they got older, I can’t say I blame them.

I say right beside Osama Bin Laden...

“Om nom nom nom...”

That face has a Mr Bucket vibe going on.