<moves Mama's Family: the Complete series DVD from cart to wishlist> ..yeah, Mama’s Family, what a stupid show!

You triggered my PTSD. I stayed up late to watch that shit when I was a kid and will never forgive Geraldo for that!

Hey now, getting a small loan of only a million dollars from your rich-ass daddy is hard work, give Trump a break!

Toonces and the Colan Blow® cereal commercial were my favorites.

We are truly in the worst timeline since we don’t have this.

Only if we can add in Zorak for the music.

I do have one thing to thank McCain for: Before I really know what McCain or Obama’s platforms were really about, I was watching him give a campaign speech and I thought to myself, “He isn’t so bad, gotta be better than Bush & Chaney pointless war loving shit.”. When he started talking about the Middle-East, not only…

“M-word? Somebody called you motherfucker?!”.

Not as good as being stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

That’s exactly what I think about half the shit I see on the internet nowadays.

So then was this life imitating art or art imitating life?

Paul Flart vs Florida Man. They should make that happen.

How dare you make us play Where’s Waldo so early in the morning!

...I love it when a plan comes together!

What exactly is the mortality rate of long flights? Is it really that much higher than short flights?

Better conspiracy, better pizzagate.

McLovin? Or McGorkin?

I always told my wife that it’s not gonna matter whether or not parents pickup their own kids from school, as long as everyone picks up and returns the right number, it’ll work itself out. :)

I thought Gund unintentionally started this years before with the , Gotta Get A Gund, Gotta Get A Gund song on their commercials.

Damn, you sure do know how to deflate all the excitement and energy out of a story, don’t ya? I mean, I’m sitting here on the edge of my seat rooting for you as you’re running through the airport and then you drop this. :(