Starred for ‘shove it up your balls’. Gonna have to borrow that one.

You give ‘em a big backhand and tell them to stop whining —that’s what I gather from the top pic of the statue.

Did your boyfriend ever answer your question? If not, I will. Yes, ALL men are terrible. They’re just not THAT terrible, like all these guys whose discussions you covered.

“I am not a white person in a horror movie..”

Yep, stupidity knows no racial boundaries (see the 3% of black woman who voted for Trump, Carson, Omarosa, etc).

^(10,000 - (proximity to border in miles))

Quick, I’ll try to hold him off, you call the FBI.

I’ve stopped by buying the inferior Twix ever since that bullshit ‘Left Twix/Right Twix’, stupid ass marketing campaign. I can live without Twix but I can’t live without the Reese’s.

I can’t help but think he’s going to say, “Wasssssssuuuup!” any second now. Or “Damn, Gina!”.

McConnell must have been the egg the other Draconians accidently stepped on.

But is it really okay to be around when the kid isn’t smoking? :)

Yep, Passions pretty much said ‘Fuck It, let’s throw it in there’ right from the jump.

And water is a terrible lubricant.

And devil worship, if you count the time Marlayna was possessed by the Devil on Days of Our Lives!

I’m just itching to see The Root’s take on this.

Ya know, I’m not so sure I like Mr. Harriot’s coverage of the new season of Mr. Robot. I feel like he does better writing about real world events.

You suck. Now I’m going to be thinking of this shroomburger all day, and there isn’t a Shake Shack anywhere close to me.

...from a very dark, tight place.

I still remember that deal.

Well, I’ll be damned. At first, I thought this was going to be about the commercial was just referencing lighter in calories. It is truly amazing that they took something that was not offensive and turned it into something very offensive.