My chihuahua is 1)A vicious ankle-biter, 2) A terrible guard dog because it doesn’t ever STOP barking 3) Lives under the blankets.

Why were you picking up your neighbor’s poop?

That reminds me of how pissed I was at US Robotics when they started putting their drivers behind a paywall.

Your doll sounds undocumented...

“You’ve never been smart enough to know when to give up on anything in your life, so don’t be smart enough to give up now!”

Apparently, in France, they’d rather you get with a 15 year old than get with a sex doll. Go figure.

Dolls can’t give consent, thus...

We’ve seen the video of this shit a long time ago. We already how this kind of shit goes...

Your right about womens/mens torso:leg ratios. Longer torsos than legs have always looked weird to me, even though thats how my body is. I was just running through whether its physically possible too, not to cast doubt on the woman’s claims, but rather analyzing the ‘doctors’ statements. Sure we haven’t seen the…

Well, its not like he smelled his finger afterwards!

Well, not to rain on your parade, but Ketamine has always been amazing!

The more you shart!

I see what your saying, but we haven’t see the photo. I will concede, it would be much more plausible if she had said he put her finger in her anus. However, it did say it looked like he was leaning down, so I can imagine if he was leaning down far enough, he could penetrate her vagina. Regardless, we’d have to see…

Needs more stars!

This is why you ALWAYS say yes when they ask if you want your milk in a bag!

Hot damn, you’re on to something. We can pretend like we give a damn about racial issues and income inequality through a ‘study’, fleecing those rich fuckers. In the end, the only color we care about is the green going into our pockets. We’ll make everyone mad, but by then we can escape to a different country with our…

...and promptly planning their summer vacations!

Exactly. When he omits/lies about something, they’ll know to give that a little more scrutiny.

It would be nice if they at least included a cameo of Michael Rooker.

Well see, you’re just confusing racism with good old-fashioned, name brand, American Racism. The difference is that American Racism doesn’t even understand their racist stereotypes, much less how to apply them in the correct, racist way.