I say we get him more stars to honor this post as the work of art it is. What better way to recognize the olds on Jalopnik?

Perfect cover. Pretend to be a cop

But I didn’t read about this until Thursday. Is that why its harder for us to comprehend this sentence?

This comment deserves way more stars!

I swear to God, there’s a 5 exit traffic circle I have to go through to drop my son off at his grandparents, and I just wanna burn that fucker down so bad. It doesn’t even matter that you finally learned how to navigate it, cause you’ve got the other drivers to worry about who haven’t learned how to navigate it.

If figured it was the, “nuh-unh, you go fuck yourself!” line.

You owe me a new monitor with that one!

I can imagine LaPierre choking on his lunch and/or having a heart attack upon hearing that.

This always has been the problem with Trump. Trump isn’t Republican, Democrat, Independent or even stand for the common people. Trump is always about Trump. Period. This is why he ends up looking like an idiot most of the time, repeating what a loud majority is saying to make himself look good.

I can at at least concur from first hand experience, that there is nothing worse than parents who just don’t fucking care.

Damn, is it that obvious? Actually, now that I think about it, that means my comment was successful in illustrating the problem and conveying my thoughts on it. And you hit the nail on the head.

Look, I’m from southern Virginia. All I got to say, is it don’t mean shit in the long run if the schools around here ramped up black history education by 100%. Cause at the end of they day, there’s no point unless you are going to tell the truth and I do mean the whole truth.

Is Jesus trying to pass us a red pill? Cause it looks like Jesus has a red pill. Or he’s giving it Carson M.D. over there.

I eagerly await Episode 9: The Streisand Effect

Is everyone high as fucking hell in the photo? ScarJo is beyond blitzed, and Seacrest is so damn high, he’s got double vision and interviewing ScarJo’s ‘double’.

I definitely see what you’re saying. An actual raise should have been secondary. The real goal should be fixing their health insurance, cause even a 10% raise won’t mean shit in the long run if your premiums are increasing dramatically year after year.

No shit. Hell, if there’s a shortage we can fix that by recruiting last year’s graduates. Spring time, they’re getting their diploma, come Fall, they’re carrying more guns and tactical gear than they can carry. I’m absolutely certain nothing can go wrong with this plan.

Fuck dicks, this is a job for dickbutt.

Thats an itty bitty house...

Couldn’t they at least give him a real fucking sledge hammer? I mean, it’s not like a real hammer is gonna to detract from his muscular physique. If anything, it will enhance it. Was the props department just trying to fuck with the whole movie, or what?