All I think of is pre-eggaculation!LOL

On serious note, we don’t take into account how much money was shelled out on this cracked up purchase.

My head hurts. There’s way too much math and legalese in this comment section about some decent candy and some chocolate that people stuffed unwanted raisins into.

...not to mention the effort to seek answers in the comment section, full of us fellow confused commenters.

Omelet them return them this time, but they’ll be responsible for any future scrambled up orders.

They should double check to make sure they have the eggsact amount next time.

They were just coming to borrow lotion.

There no way this won’t become a ‘U mad bro?’ meme.

I thought that kind of behavior was typical of chihuahuas?

Yep, when all you see is ‘Impending Doom’ in your rearview, you are either going to kiss your ass goodbye or gtfo.

That dummy is a badass, he must be immune to pain.

If you have to drive 120 mph just to stay alert, you need to either a) Get proper sleep for once b) Lay off the meth/adderall/caffeine for a while c) Stop driving or d) All of the above.

Well, the way around that is to just go ahead and fall asleep. They can’t blame you for drowsy driving if you are already asleep at the wheel.

Leave it to Australia to make a portable inferno.

When that crossover veered in front of that pickup, it made my butt cheeks draw up!

I wouldn’t want to know where exactly they spread my ashes at a Bills parade...

I pity the fool that say Nancy aint one helluva helluva lap dancer!

Oh come on, ya’ll know it is all about the Reefer Madness...

Would you not be as upset if she got you a Big Boy Burger in addition to the ring? You gotta confess, it might be a good distraction tactic. That way, you can argue after you both get in the car on your way home, like real married couples do.

He better. You know men would be more excited about getting the burger than the ring anyway.