I’d be upset if I found a half rat in my salad too. If I paid for a whole rat, I damn well better get the whole rat. Do the right thing Aldi’s, give her the other half of the rat.

Apparently, I’m lost or old, ‘cause 3k just on a 7/8 ct sounds ridiculous. I only spent 1300 on my wifes engagement ring which was 1 ct. This was about 9 years ago, but still...

Yeah, the 3K Big Boy Burger proposal probably would go over better if proposing to a guy.

My current dogs wouldn’t even flinch, however I used to have a Lhasa that slept at my butt all the time. Every single time I farted, she’d go into ‘Security Dog’ mode, like someone was at the door or something. I have no idea why she couldn’t discern the sound was just coming from my butt.

What kind of dog is that? Looks something along the lines of Lhasa Apso/Shih Tzu/Pekingese.
 

What kind of dog do you have? I have a chihuahua who does the same. Her natural habitat is under the covers. She hates going out in the cold. She used to pee in the bed and not even move, luckily she stopped that. We got her a little coat and she definitely comes out of the covers more and tolerates going outside in…

I’m just wondering if he realized that one end of that $100 dollar tip had been up Flair’s nose. WOOOOOOO!

I’m definitely a Coke person, I didn’t like New Coke cause it tasted like Pespi (basically, a sweeter tasting version of Coke), but they fucked up by not making regular Coke available. People were upset. Just imagine Philly after the Superbowl, but all across the nation. At least that’s how we felt :).

I think Green Man is actually a failed crime fighter. He tried to put a stop to the looting of the store, but quickly realized that no one was intimidated by him.

Did the guy who knocked over the end cap hurt his back? It is hard to tell with the grainy footage, but it looks to me like he might placing his left hand on his back as he makes his way back out of the gas station.

It depends on how much the bag enjoyed it.

No shit, they really need some new PR people. You supposed to own this shit and turn it into a positive. Apologize, say you learned your lesson by actually listening to your customers who were very passionate about your product, cap it off with your desire to foster more engaging feedback from your customers to help…

Hey now, at least Crystal Pepsi came back last year.

You know, on revisiting this, I would like to know who he is and why he chose to do this. Like, have someone interview (what is Barbara Walter doing lately?) him in a hard-hitting, no holds barred interview. Then, we can do a reunion-like “What are they doing now?” kind of special 10 years from now. We can ask him…

Your comment is seriously underrated.

Because she’s a bad-ass disabled vet. More importantly, she’s a strong-minded woman who doesn’t take shit from any other man or woman. She would love it if he was stupid enough to come at her head on.

As penance for being in such an insufferable idiot, Timberlake should have to spend the rest of his life as an SNL cast member where he belongs. Seriously, he’s really funny on SNL.

That’s what I first thought of, but the Falcon does have a better sounding tie in.

So, how did the Eagles beat the Patriots for the Super Bowl?

The crumbs are where all the flavor is. Just like the fat is where all the flavor is on meat.