Thank you for admitting you were incorrect.

I’m not going to be ‘fucking’ you with anything, but I will attempt to enlighten your salty ass. First, you make a post trying to insinuate that the author was incorrect with the line “.... you’re going to live forever. And, thankfully, that illusion was never broken during its initial MTV run or in any of the…

I would rather read an article about her and her actions during this escapade. Hell, she deserves the 15 minutes of fame more than Lawrence.

What I’ve always found extremely stupid is when people move goalposts so they don’t have to admit their initial take was incorrect.

Exactly. They think they are one and the same.

They go the passive aggressive route: redecorate his cubicle entirely in brown and horses.

Nailed it.

The second time you’ve mentioned this. I refuse to believe this is anything other than a metaphor. It is a metaphor, right? Don’t link to nothing, just lie to me and tell me it is a metaphor, so I can continue the rest of my day in blissful ignorance.

The Hallmark channel is also on Playstation Vue. That’s how I watched the kitten bowl.

That sounds sneaky. I like it!

The insurance commercials that really grind my gears are the ones for The General. One in particular depicts a young woman calling her friend to ask if she is going anywhere. Her friend responds (I’m not making this shit up) “I really wanted to go to the grocery store but I don’t have any car insurance”. Like, what…

Lay off those candy bars. No wonder you got the diabeetus.

Any way to discretely tip them? Like, say, slipping it through their car window on the way out? Or, if they had some patreon or paypal number or something? I don’t know. What I do know is these changes are bullshit.

When I saw him climbing the fence, I got excited and thought, “Go groundhog, go”!

I have personally boycotted Twix ever since that stupid <trigger warning> Left Twix, Right Twix </trigger warning> bullshit. Aaagh, sorry, I’ve got to go suppress my homicidal urges now.

Hey man, you got any more o’ dem <sniff> cheese sticks?

Fuck. That’s the second time I’ve spit drink today. You deserve all the stars.

You owe me a cup of coffee!

You can drive those in the snow? If so, I might have found a perfect ride for my drive to work.

Exactly. You cut the bullshit and go directly to a ‘Yo momma’ line. This almost always shuts them up.