...doesn’t mean that much to me,

He quickly overtaking Kevin Bacon’s record.

I swear to God, you mix Crown Royal Apple with Apple Juice 50/50, and the next day you’ll shit out everything you’ve ever ate or ever will. Best laxative ever.

To be followed by the sequel so we can see her fellow Avengers apathy and misunderstanding of her situation as they allow her rapist space boyfriend to take her to his hard to reach home dimension to raise ‘their’ baby, knowing they might never see her again.

You hit the nail on the head right there. We could have given the teacher the benefit of a doubt that maybe she didn’t teach things exactly the way the child is claiming she did, however, in that case, a real teacher would have seen this as a great opportunity to engage a student who is using critical thinking to…

A warning...along with a bill for leveling the building!

That’s bullshit. Obama still did 9/11, we all know that. Footage of him parachuting out of one of the planes is on the same tape Trump watched showing people on rooftops cheering the terrorist attacks.

No other comments are necessary, we have a winner.

What kind of work are supposed to be doing (Yes, this is an attempt to further distract you by getting you talking about what you are supposed to be doing instead of just doing it :)).

What has been served before, will be served again.

Still on the force? Don’t be so naive. You know damn well they fired him —-

Here it is folks, the Trump joke we all wanted.

I see you’ve been to some of my family events.

“Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...”

Yeah, I don’t understand. These are middle school kids, so you can suspend them, correct them for their stupid ass/racist behavior. Kids do stupid shit sometimes, unfortunately. But there is absolutely no fucking excuse for the adults to let this happen. That is where the bigger problem is.

I was just scrolling through the Onion articles and genuinely thought this was one as well.

The only thing weirder than marriage is why the hell was the sock in her friggin purse?! Like, was she fuckin’ with you? Cause there’s no way you are going to think to look in her purse for a sock!

So who are the rest of the hookers on top of?

Stop trying to explain it. It is like dividing by 0, and the more you understand it, the more insane the world becomes.

I asked my Dr. how often they get sick from being around sick patients all the time. He said eventually, your body starts getting better at fighting it off. He joked that he also thinks Kindergarten teachers probably develop the most advanced immune systems.