I asked my Dr. how often they get sick from being around sick patients all the time. He said eventually, your body starts getting better at fighting it off. He joked that he also thinks Kindergarten teachers probably develop the most advanced immune systems.

Same here. My sister used to beat the shit out of me when I was little. Then one day she was doing it and I actually hit back and bloodied her nose. I have never ran so fast in all my life. Luckily, we started getting along after that.

That’s my impression I get too. I’m pretty sure she didn’t bring that chair just for sitting.

I think a more important factor to consider, is just what they will let Deadpool get away with. I mean, yeah, I can see them easily letting Deadpool cuss all he wants. But what about the subject matter of his jokes? For instance, Deadpool took jabs left and right at Fox, that’s part of his 4th wall breaking charm. Can…

Hell, I gauran-fucking-tee you that some of them are spinning this shit as some kind of conspiracy that this was all a paid act since you can’t find her body anywhere ‘cause she didn’t really die.

Oh well now you’ve done it. I swear I’m just waiting to see the tweet/’Presidential’ announcement regarding his appointment.

Damn it, Michael Harriot’s articles can usually be so entertaining and informing at the same time, but that Battlefield Galactica snafu really put the breaks on the rhythm of this as I was reading it.

I definitely agree with the sentiment. White supremacists may be a problem for non-white people, but it is a white people problem.

Yeah, seeing those numbers, I can only imagine being black in Alabama (which is probably considered Probable Cause there...) and thinking 2 out 3 white guys you work with and 3 out of 4 white women are probably racist shitheads. Would definitely make for even more awkward times in the break room. And for the 2% of…

You’re right, but number 9 is still wrong. White trash does not consider their dogs as people, but rather, lawn ornaments.

OMG, you sound like you grew up like one of those characters in The Village movie. And I thought being raised Baptist was bad enough...

All it takes is a little Icy Hot to make that happen.

Which school is Anne An an international student of?

It is truly tragic that 63% of White women voters pulled for Moore, yet not surprising at all. What is shocking and has me curious, is what the hell those 2% of Black women were thinking?

That ain’t nothing. My Comcast isn’t broke, yet my wife keeps on the Hallmark channel for the entire month of December.

The National Enquirer has editors? That’s like a prostitution ring having an HR department.

Clorox 2 has never failed me.

I did. Until you just now reminded me it exists.

...“You probably remember me from fims such as...”

I swear I just shot tea out of my nose when I got to where Florida Teen interrupted him with “We’re on a BREAK”