This is how it could change your life and answers your question. Over. Always put it over.

Yes. Next question?

...gonna take it!

Fuck that, the fucker still hasn’t apologized for this shit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Al_Capone%27s_Vaults

Always, and I mean ALWAYS, applies to racist assholes...

Thank you for ‘sweatergod’. Yesterday my mom texted me that her Doctor told her she has ‘carpool tunnel’ syndrome in her wrist.

Nah, that’d be way too subtle.

Exactly. And usually, it just so happens that the ones who do open carry in a Wal-Mart, are the kind of fucking idiots you don’t want around a gun in the first place. They also don’t seem to understand when the owner of a private store tells them can’t carry their firearms in.

I’m pretty sure it’s Harvey Ratner.

He’s got more chins than China-town!

Eeewww, man. Standards, I hope you’ve found ‘em. Otherwise, you certainly should be ashamed of yourself!

Shit, just now saw your comment and I feel stupid.

I swear all you need is guest episode starring Alf and you will have pure comedic gold sir!

My Dad used to say that once someone throws cat shit on the table, the party is over. I think I just understood what he meant now.

You forgot to add, “Know whut I mean, Vern?” at the end of your comment.

I hear ya. When you are in that situation, theaters should be paying you for having your shit together enough to able to go out! :)

Yes but apparently there one was only one chin available between the both of them and Weinstein got all of it.

No, he’s not cheating. Everyone knows damned well no girl is going to let you get near them with your SO’s sex toys.

Hey man...you got anymore of those <sniff> dollar bills?