Trump looks like he’s sucking on a bee in the photo.

You are truly a better person than I am, ‘cause they would’ve met Jesus that day if I were in your shoes.

Yeah, I consider a sneeze the first shot in a germ-fought war, the sounds of the cannons literally sounding like ‘At You’. Thus my response of ‘Back At You’.

I definitely see your point. In fact, the only thing I say when someone sneezes is, “Back at you!”.

Now I want one!

My wife never told me it was next to a Super Chicken. This should definitely make it easier to find..

That’s beyond genius.

Kids and grown ups love it so,

Preach! You just can’t find a decent priced 4cyl pickup in my area.

There we go, that’s a much better analogy than the Monkees one.

Yep, this is why you gotta keep your emotions in check. You gotta be able to keep a cool enough head to use good technique when beating that motherfucking racist’s ass.

Exactly, that’s the ONLY time you ever end up with a different colored Corn Pop. Plus, they are usually hard as a brick.

The ONLY good thing about those were the gas mileage.

‘That aint nuthin. I turned my own mother in after I found out she only came over here when I was 2 years old. Beat that!’ ‘Wait, why are you all lookin’ at me like that?’

Awww, dammit. I was thinking, “What about the matron on the bus? What about the note?”. After reading the linked article, I take it the kids all made that up too. So, no one corroborated any of those details?

Damn it, now it’s going to be playing all day in my head!

Hold up. Call me ignorant, but this is the first I ever heard of anything about Maynard Keenan. Any links or anything so I can understand what happened?

Damned rules lawyers. Take your star.

You swear his name was Dylan? For real?

Trump’s next Press Secretary.