Look, we all know he’s a racist shit bag, but I think the bigger issue here is, he has the most punchable face in the entire world. Like, we need a gofundme set up or something, to see if we can get this face punched and caught on camera.

Amazing that a nearly 4 yr old comment has me dying laughing.

Don’t sweat it, it happens to the best of us. Let he, who has not burned a cross on their neighbor’s lawn, cast the first stone.

Dammit, I was gonna use that one!

But yo’ momma sure does!

Did you Boehner too?

The fucking shark smile and beady demon eyes creeps me the fuck out. I can imagine someone’s half-digested entrails dribbling down his chin in this photo and it would still look just as natural as it already does.

He was deported by ICE.

What kind of In-App purchases are available? I’m going to assume it is a Pay 2 Win game.

Well shit, look at it this way: at least he’s being honest.

“In fact, many blacks everyone and their mom believed that the move from Hall to Kelly was to appeal to the deplorable base that put President Donald Trump in office.”

I mean, I’m having horrific images of seared butt cheek flesh, stuck to the sidewalks now for some reason.

...and washes his hands before returning to the shower.

Oh come on, you know that isn’t true. Just look at him, he’s white so you know he’s innocent.

Angela, this would make a damn fine Onion article. The only thing funnier than your innocently sarcarstic ‘he’s really for BLM’ take, is that damn shirt he’s wearing in his mug shot.

So the Secret of NIMH and An American Tail share some creative DNA? Makes me want to go watch them both again and see if there are any dots to connect.

Any chance the WV connection has something to do with Jim Justice? You know, the one who sells coal mines to Russians?

Shit, this ain’t new. They are probably worried about a lawsuit if they release him too. I mean, this is Missouri, after all.

This is why I firmly believe that unless you have concrete physical evidence then the death penalty should be off the table, period. Just give ‘em life instead. Whether or not your for or against the death penalty, there should absolutely never be an innocent person executed for something they didn’t commit.

Okay, maybe a little hyperbole there, it wasn’t pooping; it was wiping my ass.