I only learned last year that I’d been pooping wrong my whole life, I don’t need this article giving me another mid-life crisis.

“Usually the drops are from the toilet flushing anyways”

Some One’s Penis

I thought I was gonna need a blood transfusion from an ear nick one time.

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“Who moved my cheese?”

You and everyone else already knows damn well where we can put them. David Duke would be first to get a “Heritage Suppository”.

Dear god, the comments on that GoFundMe page...I mean...I mean...for real, what the fuck is wrong with people?

God damn, I see where the daughter got her bravery from. This mother is a hero herself.

I bet he’s wearing the suspender’s under that windbreaker.

Yeah, I’m just curious if they had any statues supporting the Union. At least I could kind of understand it being for historical purposes then.

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth but, this is the easy way out for a lot of cities— just taking down statues for safety reasons without even having to get waist deep in the racist rally shit.

“Well, my friend Token just took the last custard filled doughnut. Wahtpire!”

Puzzle box from Hellraiser.

Nah, it is worse, she does recognize. It’s like anyone else who has a conscience and yet still chooses not to listen to it (ie, Dylan Roof).

Don’t feel bad, mine just ends up looking like pubic hair. Some people just aren’t meant to have beards.

Damn it, you just cost us both a good chunk of non-productivity! :)

Token sure does get around.

It’s like, at best, this is an example of Othering every damn race but white people. At worst, well, we don’t even have to explain that one since it is pretty obvious.

Hell nah, it’s a rom-com. Come on, it’s so obvious. Hell, you can just imagine that song playing when they roll the credits.