Whenever I see that pic of Musk drinking water, all I can think of is that one of Kermit drinking tea.

Oh god, just seeing that ‘irregard-’( i can’t finish it hurts so much) word, makes my brain hurt so much.

God damn this gif is glorious!

I just can’t decide if it should be to the NIN or Johnny Cash version.

You sound like you have a deathwish and suicide-by-cat does not sound like a fun way to go.

You left the tags on, right?

Muhahahaha! I going to drive my local Walmart manager crazy (again) for having a workaround of not being able to get an Amazon gift from Walmart. Just gotta check if we have a Gazelle kiosk. there.

So then, does the owner get control of the ball in that scenario?

Well, the racist white people won’t even try, they’ve already got the Drive-While-Drunk challenge that they’ve been doing for a much longer time!

“You got to be white,

Shit, we can just keep doing petty shit to only get like 30 days at a time. In and out like a revolving door, we can be ‘frequent flyers’. Of course, I’d have to know what the jail was like. The county jail where I live is beyond overpopulated, they pay almost as much to other places to jail their inmates as they pay…

Your logic is infallible and this post deserves WAAAY more stars!

Fuck, seriously? Damn then, everybody go home. This will just be a big settlement if a civil suit is filed (He’ll they probably already determined a big fat sum to make this ‘go away’) and not a god damn thing else will be done.

See, you see the big picture here. As fucked up as it is, there are benefits to Bennett saying this shit: 1) hes a lawyer and is going to do/say whatever to win. He could have intenionally said this shit knowing how it will be perceived. Use the racism against the racists. 2) if he wins, it will undoubtedly be obvious…

I’ll take a Coke instead:)

Better check your drop box ceiling just to be sure. They’re watching you now...

Well, what’s worse: catching ole’ stinky rolling dice or catching ole’ stinky releasing his explosive diarrhea?

It’s soooo romantic.

You’re terrible and I can’t stop laughing!

Fuck, that shit’s gonna get hacked if it is on iCloud.