So...we should swap out vaccines for WD-40? :)

Yep, and it sucked!!

Seriously, why didn’t they just wish for Anti-Vaxxers to change their stance? I get the shower after you.

West Virginia. I have relatives there; I call it ‘Little North Korea’, cause to me the only difference is in one, the people worship a Dictator, in the other the people worship an Ideology.

Exactly. Plus, going by the Hierachy of Police Target Training, she alone falls under 2 of the highest priority categories:

Perfect. Hell, Jezebel/kinja should hire you!

You need your own show. You go on a trip across the US and rate pizzas. I will be your biggest fan!

I know it was online, and I know I read it. Why? Because you had lying ass fake right wing news talking about Obamacare forcing ‘ID chips’ in people and ‘Death Camps’.

That better be 2 Mil plus interest!! I mean, he has literally served a Life sentence and then some, over some bullshit ‘evidence’.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. We. Are. The father biggest idiots here.

Starred for ‘girl, you gon’ die’! And now I’m thinking we can swap out Chris Farley’s “...or you’ll be living in a van, down by the river” for “...or you’ll be held prisoner at the bottom of a well, puttin’ lotion on ze skin”!

“Hmmm. I don’t know. That happens to everybody. You got any real evidence”?

I’m sorry you left your child in a car to die in the heat, and thats why you feel you need to be an apologist for these killers. I can assure you, there are 2 types of people in this world: those who ‘get it’ and those who dont, after having a child. Those who dont ‘get it’ and are careless enough to let their child…

Bullshit. Not thinking about your child, not having any maternal or paternal instincts, not giving a shit about other peoples’ children, and in at least a couple of cases, actually wanting to kill your child, is what leads to these children dying.

I’m just glad The Color Purple doesn’t exist. Because it would mean that my mom would play it thousands of times when I was a child and now that she has a DVR, she would still play that damned movie over. And over. AND OVER. Especially when I’m just coming over to bring her some groceries and have a cup of coffee.…

Well, I do feel bad. I feel bad that I DON’T feel bad!!

Conservative Republican tears.

Your comments have summed it all up quite nicely. It’s just funny reading them juxtaposed to the naive ‘never thought he’d seen my butthole’ comments!

I was gonna also add the whole ‘spread the peaches before you serve them’, but you beat me to it. Instead, I think this issue is unsettled and propose the Jezebel staff do more hands-on research and hard, quality reporting to get to bottom of this.

Damn, like they didn’t even try to act like what they was selling wasn’t bullshit. I can see them trying to genuinely sell you a bridge with a straight face.