it's milani infinite liquid eyeliner!! $7 at CVS. you have to use a smaller brush to apply it (it comes with an awful & imprecise applicator wand thing), but this stuff is my whole truth. never smudges but is somehow easy to remove with like, jojoba/vitamin e/baby oil. man i feel like i've been waiting my whole life…

This video brought joy and happiness to my life. I know everyone says they wanna be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, but nope. J-Law has nothing on this lady in the imaginary BFF department.

You are a dense fuck, if you didn't get the shade in her comments toward Kylie. She was infantilizing a 17 year old with her comments. Which is a funny considering the fact that she, at 15, was making very adult, real world decisions with her body to make money. Not only that, but she sees that period of her life was…

Yeah, that's the real issue here. Not that a 25 year old man abandoned his wife and child for a teenager. Women just be jelly.

Face of a future pathological liar

Quick! Someone grab the speculum.

Wasn't Brooke Shields a baby model for Ivory Soap or something? We all know how that ended. Last I heard, she had booked a gig playing Quasimodo at Disneyland.

Seriously though, the original Gerber baby is a super cute old woman. Don't know what she looked like between the ages of 1 and 84 but I'd still pinch this…

I skipped a lot of health class, can you cry yourself pregnant?

Quick, girl, stuff it back in!

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Oh jesus, my IUD just fell out.

It looks more like she's watching everything unfold just as she'd planned.

now THAT looks like a fun baby

that baby is PLOTTING

That's called "thursday" here in Anchorage.

It's difficult to type this because a fist just formed to punch someone over "Instalady". #bitterhag

From what I understand, she straight-up refused the surgery until she was completely worn out. Baby was not in distress. He looked like he was ready for a sandwich.