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You are a bad person that does bad things, Jeffrey.

Braves in-field fly ruling a few years back. Fuck that ump.

Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.

I imagine he won more fans' respect with last night's showing. The fact that he lost a very physical match will help him gain credibility.

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

he can say oh my goodness in 45 different ways all of which mean slightly different things

UVA's email is powered by gmail, so they let you keep it. You just have to give up your aliases (first name.last name@virginia.edu or whatever) when you graduate.

If you have billions of dollars and you don't even have the power to get rid of a low level radio guy...... then what's the point?

There are 2 people who don't care if college basketball players get paid or not:

Wow. That Charlotte lineup is Diaw-Dioppingly bad.

I object to your use of the word "journalism".

Its not hackery. Just bad journalism and another example of outrage porn. I am sorry I got sucked into the title of this post to be lied to.

So, practically everything about this article is simply wrong.

Maybe they just need to get a new thing to throw around.

So, essentially, teenagers are still assholes.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

I usually just say, "Hey, wanna ride to Boner Town on the Sausage Express?"

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.