How dare you compare Tito Ortiz to a real American hero. A man who won a gold medal with a broken goddamn freakin neck. You my friend are a fascist and YOU SUCK!

Pro wrestlers put their bodies through an absurd amount of damage, it's not an unfair comparison. Especially considering Angle's amateur wrestling career was far more impressive than Ortiz's.

I think Schefter's argument is much stronger than McHenry's. He may have been done in by a bad headline, but that's not necessarily his fault.

I'm going to email the wife with a subject line of "bitpushr is having an affair". Then when she gets home and tries to kill me, I'll say that people believe I'm having an affair, which is quite different.

I went home and watched the film on the iPad.

Oh, you want to talk etymology? Enjoy.

"In 2005, the Indian language scholar Ives Goddard of the Smithsonian Institution published a remarkable and consequential study of redskin's early history. His findings shifted the dates for the word's first appearance in print by more than a century and shed an awkward light on…

The Navajos in Red Mesa don't seem to mind one bit. In fact, they come out in droves to support it: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/in-arizo…

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

I bet you it had something to do with the years of child molestation that occurred there. Hilarious!

I'm not sure how you'd expect that to work. They're on a two-lane road, she's clearly swerving, the last thing I'd want to do is get right up behind her or beside her where I could get run off the road or wind up in her lap if she swerved or hit the braked suddenly.

Huh... I didn't know you could lose your license for going to town on yourself in the back of a cab...

This was me letting the FIOS guy in last month

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Amazing how did it so slowly too.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

If Dan Gable was so tough he would have faced off against the Undertaker inside the unforgiving steel of Hell in a Cell.

Well considering gawker media runs deadspin, and gawker is a notoriously partisan liberal media outlet, is it really that much of a surprise that they are running this kind of story? It just really sucks that even a sports blog like deadspin has to become so enmeshed with the partisan political games that the other…

Your story was a lot more thoroughly debunked than that one line after UPDATE you've stuck on at the end now. Your main source is claiming in Denver Post he didn't say what you quote him as saying — and in fact told you the opposite — and Gardner posted pictures of himself on the high school football team. I'm not a…

Dear Deadspin,