As a young Redskins fan, I watched every second of that game. Every. Single. Second. It might literally be the worst professional football game I've ever seen. What a horrible viewing experience.

There is some truth in what you're saying, but that truth can't be spoken here. You should know better. Look around.

I'm a huge fan of Frank's Red Hot, but even I have my limits. Putting it on, say, Cheerios would be pretty gross. Ditto any kind of dessert.

Yes, I agree, and that's always been the modern theory on fair-catch kicks: Specifically, that an NFL kicker, with no rush (or even his own linemen's butts) to worry about, could kick a low-trajectory kick that he could never attempt on a standard FG. Unfortunately, no one has been able to prove that theory correct…

I'm agreeing with you (I think).

No, that's right - I'm saying - where you're going to see this is when a team is punting from deep inside its own territory. That's exactly right. My point was that a fair-catch kick following a post-safety punt would require a massive blunder by the punter, because (1) the punt is happening at the 20, and (2)…

Unless the punter REALLY messes up, you'll never see this after a safety free kick in the NFL. Even with a mediocre kick, the other team's kicker would be looking at a 75-yard field goal. Most likely scenario is - Team A up by 1 or 2, punting out of own EZ with <10 seconds left. Team B fair catches at +/-40 after a…

Exactly.

I was just going to say - he has three or four GREAT impressions, but his material is bad. It's not that he's untalented, it's that he REALLY needs some good writers. He's like a great athlete who has no gameplan, and he just runs around in a circle on the field. You can see that he's got some speed and can cut…

This one looks like the mother ship is coming to abduct pylons.

The problem I'm currently having with my Android 3 is that it's just gotten really damn slow. If it were a laptop, I would have a clue how to help solve that, but, not knowing much about smartphones, I don't. When I say "slow," I mean that I sometimes press a touchscreen button, and just sit there for sometimes as…

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+1

THE GLITTER IS CUM! (which they hate)

THIS: turns out, now that I'm grown up, the reason I didn't understand half the jokes was because they didn't make any goddamn sense.

No one should be shamed! We shouldn't judge.

Fair enough. I see your point.

FEEL THE BURN!

Yes, I am in favor of eliminating hate speech. It's just that I treat nearly all conservative ideas as "hate," by definition. Therefore, speech in support of those hateful ideas should be suppressed or punished.

The essence of what I'm saying is this: Views that don't meet the approval of the enlightened class should be verboten. He has an opinion on a social issue, but, if we decide that view is unacceptable, his speech should be subject to punishment (or at least an apology). This includes criticism of progressive-leaning…