I’m proud of you son

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

eating a french fry sandwich.

GET IT? IT’S BECAUSE SHE CARES SO LITTLE ABOUT HIM, SHE COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER HIS NAME IN THIS 1,000-WORD MASTERPIECE!

Son, that there is a sentence, not a paragraph.

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

She’d better watch out: Dave’s from Minnesota, even our dentists kill lions.

This woman hates commas.

I kinda wanna see what she looks like. She might be a hot blonde, or a fat lady in a bikini.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.