My S.O. made lychee ice cream out of sweetened coconut milk and powdered lychee from the vietnamese supermarket. It. was. awesome. I think it was either an internet recipe or from Veganomicon. I'm sure that any fruit or chocolate substitute would be amazing. It didn't taste like coconut at all. It just tasted awesome,…

Oh lordie. I've watched this with my future Mr. And beer is necessary. Lots. Then everything's cool.

I would eat Soy Dream ice cream. It was great. Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla...all the usual ice cream suspects. Also, they make ice cream sandwiches that are identical to the real deal! Damn, I hate being in Mexico. We just have Magnum ice cream here, which I can't eat because I think of condoms.

[www.youtube.com] You put me in the mood.

Ok...when I say "my cat" it's really my future husband's cat. I've lived with the detective for several years now, so I consider him mine, but credit is due where credit is due. Also, DJK is the antithesis of a buff Ahnold. He has allergies, so he's pretty much half naked from his hair falling out. And he's missing a…

Ohhh Tofutti! Once upon a time, I was vegan for 2 years. I would make some kind of gnocci sauce with a tub of tofutti sour cream, roasted bell peppers, a garlic clove, onions, portabellos, a bit of olive oil, some oregano and roughly ground black pepper, and then let it simmer for 30 minutes, or until it tasted good.…

My cat's name is DJK (Detective John Kimball).

And, once I was in a bombing, and then I was in another bombing (Colombia and Palestine, respectively). Also, one time I was on a bus in the middle of Ecuador and a drunk man was yielding a harpoon. Later, I fell asleep and woke up on it. Also, I have 9 pets and I am teaching at the same high school from which I…

Last week I climbed to the top of a pyramid and had a women clean my aura by beating me with herbs while a man yelled at me.

Ah, bummer. I have a photo I took in Mexico of Winnie passed out in a hammock with a bottle of booze in his hand (which was painted on a bus??) and also, a person in Spain dressed as Winnie with a very phallic balloon.

How to I post my own photos? I have an awesome and super-relevant one (well, two really) and they don't have URLS!!!

I think Winnie needs detox.

Where I come from, bars that allow children in are family friendly and smoke free, so an infant (who cannot legally drink for 21 more years) in a bar probably means a place where food is served, and smoking is prohibited, but the infant's parents go there to consume alcohol. If it were a BAR, it would be prohibited…

Don't forget about Gary England!

Yeah, Oklahoma REPRESENT! I love the mention, but hate most things that come out of my dear state. Flaming Lips, usually yes, Olivia Munn, I don't know, Hanson, not anymore, That Guy From American Idol, no, our politics, never ever ever. BUT! I love my state and I love my people there.

Whenever I think about the possibility of getting Starred (yes, capital S), I imagine it comes with confetti and an e-card that is also animated.

Uh, he's a dude. I don't stereotype, considering my fiance contacted me out of the blue. But, many of my dude friend (which means all my friends) get the same advice as my dudette friends: Wait it out, don't seem too eager. Which is dumb, but I bet that's what he's up to.

Awww I miss first dates. The expectations, the nerves, the outfit-choosing, the advice from friends and the small talk and questions. It's so fun! Or so bad. But for me it has usually been fun(ny). Yay for you!

Yay for punctuation! Even if the teacher is a witch, s/he taught that child how to use commas very well.