Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

it’s a MAGICAL liopleurodon

It will help guide our way to Candy Mountain, Charlieeeeeee.

I love that we live in a world where someone has enough free time and idle money to go ahead and invent a Bluetooth salt shaker. If nothing else, it tells us who to eat first when the apocalypse comes.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but if you’re going to say that about Apple, you literally have to make the argument about every other US multinational corporation. They all do this. I’m not defending it, but that’s how business works.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

What, the Switch?

Well, this is the same writer that said MS Word was garbage, and basically everyone said lol no.

Pacific Rim struggles to get a sequel but Transformers has 6 goddamn movies? Fuck American filmgoers.

It won’t be obsolete, it just won’t be able to be upgraded. It’s not like they are changing the telephone protocol or something like that. The phones will continue to work.

This right here is a good summary of everything wrong with America, yes.

Are they still making these? Honestly?

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Uwe Boll once said that Michael Bay is a “fucking retard.”

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

It’s the perfect game for EVERYONE.

Yeah, not entirely sure how I feel about this.

If a person already owns a copy, and wants to run the game on their PC as well—I can see Nintendo throwing a legal shit fit over it, but I wouldn’t have any problem with it, personally.

...if folks are getting cracked versions of it to play absent actually purchasing a…

Cool. Does it explode?

This is great an all, but Android Crashes on Boot when Running from SD.