You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Steelers fans will defend this.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

“I’ve never been into Phish, partly because I had a really awful roommate in college who loved them.”

START?

This will be life under Trump. You think half the population is delusional *now*?

And like everything else, goldfish-brained, post-factual ‘murica will eat it up. Ugh.

It’s going to be a long four years.

will invest $50,000 in the U.S.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Worst map graphic ever. You have to click through every link to find a particular city.

“But this is a hybrid car. That means it can drive underwater.”

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Itwould be awesome if pedestrians showed up as shells or banana peels. Ya know because you don’t wanna hit those.

but does it only play the rainbow road music over the entertainment system? because it should....