As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached…

Lol, Chevrolet is third and they make rolling piles of plastic that fall apart if you look at them sideways. This rating is meaningful! (sarc)

Wow.  How far into the B-roll of blog ideas are we by now?

GUUUUUUH I’m so tired of answering this question. The sources are not hard to find if you look.

Do you guys really still promote this “engineer” with no real experience? lol.

They rob you the oportunity of experiencing the movie as it was intended, you can always watch it more times if you want to and get all the things you mentioned about story etc, but the first time experience is completely ruined.

To be clear, Musk’s statement was that the ability to handle all the necessary edge cases in order for a car to navigate from endpoint to endpoint without driver intervention would be finished before year is out, which does technically mean level 5 autonomy, but he explicitly went on to say that Tesla being…

Everyone is ragging on this dude, but I kind of feel like he just accidentally fell asleep on a long, boring drive and didn’t die because the car was driving itself.

A little harsh with the idiot comment? He’s an old dude and might have just fell asleep unintentionally. Difference is with a traditional car you swerve and the rumble strips or other changes and steering wheel feedback wake you up, in a car with tech to steer you, you don’t get any feedback to jar you awake. I’m sure…

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

So I’m sure I’m not the only one who has this question as a Jalopnik reader but, does the staff at Jalopnik want Tesla to succeed or not? I’m genuinely asking because I feel like all I see lately is pissy hit pieces on Elon and Tesla.

Yet another executive...

They seem to have course-corrected this somewhat with the Skeleton Thrones - you only need at least one player from another crew, not a group of five. I was able to do a few of them with a fellow solo slooper.

I have a feeling if this were Tesla, the article would be a bit more like:

not to mention Tesla has actually demoed the 0-60 to reporters when showing off the new roadster (in maximum plaid mode) so they already have a leg up in that department.

But clearly it’d love to wipe off some of of Tesla’s shine.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on that ‘I wasn’t really rooting from anyone.’ We can see your historic posts Lauren!

Okay but the Packers cut him instead of placing him on IR, despite his assertions that they knew about his shoulder injury when they signed him. So they were using their much more powerful leverage as a gigantic franchise to try and keep their employee from getting proper compensation. That’s like if you tell your…