The simplicity of “bad shirts” is killer.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

HOLY CRAP. I never knew other people did that, too!

x3 Yes! I spent many hours looking out the window and visualizing how various cars and motorcycles would fair being driven at speed on the side of the hwy.

It’s more a matter of lighting and level of zoom than anything else tbh.

x2. I daydreamed many an hour staring outside the backseat of the family car doing this.

An 8 year-old raised on COD or Halo is ready to start working as a tailgunner amiright?

I thought I was the only kid who did that. Hello, friend!

When I was a child on road trips, I would just stare at the shoulder of the road and imagine I was riding a quad or dirt bike across the terrain keeping up with us in the car. I would imagine the suspension soaking up bumps and any obstacle was a sick jump.

Embrace the derp! Feel the derp! LET THE DERP FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Then show the low poly version in the character creator.
It’s not fair going “Build a beautiful character!” then a minute later just yanking that away from you.

This is so fucking sad. Maybe millennials don’t get it, but Gen Xer’s like myself and back, we get it... You might think it’s so convenient to order online, and sure, it is. But have you ever taken your kid, or when you WERE a kid, had you ever been taken into a Toys R Us and given a budget or number and told you…

My Mom, her two siblings and their three first cousins came home to a partially eaten pan of fudge one day and kept eating and eating until they realized they were going to get in trouble for how much fudge they’d eaten. Being kids of the 1950s with very little supervision, they decided the best course of action would…

Yea Giants fan here too. It’s gonna fucking suck lol. Eagle fans are already unimaginable douchebags to begin with and they’ve never actually won a Super Bowl.

I felt hungover just from reading the word “Rumpelminze”

I am a Giants fan and..... fuck. I am going to be miserable. I’ll probably get a bottle of Rumpelminze (100 proof schnapps that I used to drink in college like a dipshit) and be blackout and just hate watch the whole thing while flipping off both teams.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Hello I’m very sorry that this incident has rocked your family so hard

Given the response from these organizations it seems more likely (IMO), that Larry is one among many predators within these organizations. Fear of liability may have been one among many considerations not to exclude the real possibility that he is just one of several other scumbags preying on these young women. I say…

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…