I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

OK so this is probably an ignorant question, but since you asked. In regards to preferring tampons vs pads, does virginity or lack there of cause any difference when selecting one vs the other.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

If you feel like sobbing helplessly for awhile, here is the best (or possibly worst) letter written by a man who lost his son.

I strongly doubt this is fake; the WoW community has a history of doing things like this. For all its reputation, genuinely good people who just want to have fun playing a silly fantasy game about internet dragons seem more drawn to WoW than other MMO's.

He's like a male Katniss.

Doc Emrick for best

I have a sister that I care for and love and I protected her against everything the whole life. But, why didn't you kick your sister back? Well, I guess I just had a healthy family...

Facing Worlds is great as a single player too. Here's the setup - You and 1 AI vs 8 AI. Command your ally to take flag. Then you just stay at top of tower as sniper to assist him. I can do this all day.

Chain translocator teleports and side dodging. Who needs cover? Git gud.

Facing Worlds does stand the test of time, as I've been able to enjoy going back to it each time, and remains a map where capture the flag is great. UT and especially UT2K4 hold up quite well in basic gameplay, because of the diverse weapon set, power ups and variety of game modes. The first game was what got me…

Aww yeah, sibling battle royales! Here are some that I remember:

Yeah. Trust me. I understand. Sisters are the worst. Like....my brother and I'd get into fist fights but we would NEVER ever crotch shot it. Unspoken rule. Stabbing? Yes. Happened. But kicking in the balls? Not even once.

My sister used to punch me in the balls then laugh as I fell to the ground.

Yeah, you might just do that, because like I say a million times above, this is basically a Civ V expansion, not something NEW like AC was.

Well, there is pumpkin spice vodka and bacon vodka. I think if you mixed those and severed it in a glass rimmed in Hidden Valley you would have a winner.

The only thing worse than regular Ghandi is Space Ghandi.

I never thought I would ever utter the words "Thank god Ghandi is dead" or "I am glad my good friend Stalin was there to help me out" but thank your Civilizations for that.

It's cute how some people are chosen for their skills (dude), some for their strength (dude), and some are just lucky (girl). Implication: I'm just here so the useful people can screw and have kids.