Eeks. That is a little too star wars costume looking for me. Not flattering on her either - especially with the weird tights/shoe combo.

How do you even get a snake infestation??

@clevernamehere: Well we don't know that either - according to the Bravo producers they did visit Kelsey, just without Camille (remember they have many nannies - eye roll) and the biggest reason Camille + kids remained in LA was so they would not need to transfer schools which was apparently a big thing to both…

This is not an excuse for the sleazy cheating behavior of both these men, but I think being a celebrity is so different than being a "normal" person. In my mind one of the things that keeps "normal" people together is the closeness of day to day life and the idea that the life we have would be less sustainable…

I love her tights with the boots. J'adore

@AristotlesCrab: Probably. HA! I heard the French Vogue editor wears platform sneakers on the treadmill which she only walks on - not runs - because she hates sweat.

Sadly THIS is a waaaay better red carpet than the Golden Globes.

@lolita7b3: See I grew up in rural WV (town of 2500), now I live in Phoenix, AZ. In both states if you receive welfare benefits you can get exams at most doctors offices anywhere, as well as free clinics. Now granted transportation can be a problem in rural areas, but most people are able to finagle rides.

@kungfutoday: great comment and I agree.

@la_peagoise: WOW - that is so terrible. Where did you find this information?

@lolita7b3: OK, I'm sorry - that's not true. Anyone on state medicaid programs gets FREE family planning services - bc included at need. Planned parenthood offers free or reduced exams and bc.

@alixana: Well they get ALOT of money and attention. So for self-obsessed teens (i.e. all of them) that is glamorous and appealing.

@HighSchoolFearleader: Love! Great comment. She has such a huge following for the teen demographic - tell us something besides how to lose five pounds by having your personal chef whip up egg white and truffle oil omlettes.

The only tweets worth acknowledging in this bunch are Joan's, Mindy's, and Yoko's. The rest are so pathetic and a waste of time, which is why I abstain from twitter. Frankly I don't care about your farts, your booties, your belly buttons, your nails, or your "orientals" (which is disgusting).

Right - take me back to 195o when they put you to sleep and pulled the baby out and then surprise! Meet your child.

@lalaland13: Or she could just name one Lisa and the other Frank. ;-)

Seedy Wino Justin sounds way cooler. Can we be friends?

Why bother even reporting this? It makes me so mad. He is CRAZY and cruel. No one that listens to him is sane anyways.

@Slikiez: That article was depressing. When was the accompanying picture taken - she looks so natural and pretty in it?

@memphreblues: Yes - I remember that scandal - her doctor advised her to gain weight since she had such a low body fat ratio and everyone was freaking out about it a couple years ago.