Yeah, that was my thought, too. Not only does it not sound like K-Fed but it also doesn’t sound like an American speaker. Wouldn’t most American’s say something like, “I’m afraid she’s on meth” or “Whenever the phone rings, I’m worried that there will be bad news”?

The Daily Mail calling meth “the Breaking Bad drug” is extremely hilarious to me.

“I fear she’s on meth,” “Every time the telephone rings, I fear that there will be devastating news.” Anyone else think this doesn’t sound like K-Fed? These sound like doctored quotes.

It amazes me, a reformed rasslin’ fan and Gen-X kid, that we can look back at a time in my life that I watched stuff like the above picture on cable TV and never questioned that these athletes were both straight and masculine.

“Well, we can add this to the list of Boebert’s MAGA Christian values.”

Yeah the fact that Boebert accepted the results of a scientific test is the most shocking part of all of this.

Elliot Page doesn’t owe you jack shit and can tell as much or as little of his own life story as he wishes. You have to be absolutely delusional to call him craven

I read her parents may have been wealthy at one point…but also filed for bankruptcy. I’m too lazy to google whether that’s true, but if it is, it’s possible that she is accustomed to a certain way of living, being around certain kinds of people, and wants to maintain that lifestyle. 

I’ll bet the egg couldn’t believe it, either. It must have been pretty shocked to see that geriatric sperm coming around the corner with a walker and a look of confused determination.

He’s robbing the cradle but she’s robbing the grave.

personally, if you’ve had the kids you want and are worth a lot of money and love to sleep with young women, a vasectomy is a great investment! 

Are there any self help “gurus” who don’t turn out to be raging assholes behind the scenes? Why would anyone take take her seriously in regard to self help, politics, or anything else she blabs about.

Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

kind of tired of the Biden-mental-decline narrative. He’s coped with a stutter his entire fucking life and now detractors are leveraging that as pseudo-dementia; it’s not.  Dude is still pretty fucking sharp.

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Was she the one who was always talking about her “unaborted daughter”?

uhhh....not these phrases....

My mother loves me to death. She would also never, EVER help me cover up a murder I committed.