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Yup, I have given this quite a bit of thought, and I would give Keanu permission to touch the small of my back :) 

Weird... 

He’s sooooo X-Files...

Yeah if there was anyone who would convince me there really are lizard aliens living in human hosts and plotting to take over the world, it would be Jared Kushner and his ever waxier complexion. And those dead, dead eyes. I have seen birds with more expressive eyes.

Lol, Lea Michele 

Yes, I feel like I have actually seen pap shots of Cara doing it on a bench somewhere. This is a plausible scenario!

Blobby was a tour de force of avant garde performance art. I am seriously in awe of the human in that sweaty sheath. Although, they probably had their demons. Still, they gave great Lunatic.

Yeah, Moby is pathetic, but it’s also worth remembering that (seemingly) every man in the western hemisphere wanted to have sex with Natalie Portman after ‘Leon’. It was such a skeevy, awful and dangerous film, but hey, it was the 90s, man!

Thanks for that research. Your eyes probably need a rest after seeing all that grossness. Or maybe they just want to go blind now...

There’s a word too! It’s just not an English word :(

Jesus, I brush my teeth three times a day, floss and scrape my tongue at night and use mouthwash in the mornings and my mouth still has its not so nice moments. I shudder to think what is going on with someone who waits TWENTY FOUR HOURS to brush again! 

Jesus, I brush my teeth three times a day, floss and scrape my tongue at night and use mouthwash in the mornings and…

Omg, wow, he is making himself scarce right now, I was about to ask where he was. But also, she only references 'family' in her statement. It's all a bit too thought out and slick... 

Suri is 13? Then she definitely has known what's up with her relationship with her Dad for a good few years now! 

Yes, this is three surgeries tooooo far. 

Oh really? Where? Is this not the first time?! 

So you understand that people are human and nobody, not even you, is perfect? Then great! I manage my children single handedly, 100%, which is probably why this dummy drops the ball and goes for a coffee without recon now and then. But hey! Once all us parents are supportive of each other and not judging each other,…

What a great idea! I obviously never thought of that. No, seriously, theory is all well and good but sometimes you don’t book the place, or your baby is screaming to be breastfed and you just want to sit somewhere fast (and their future dirty nappy is not a burning deck issue at that point), or they are just screaming…

Yes, I don’t have a car, I live in a city where most people don’t have one and use public transport, so yeah, to me a car is a mobile baby changing table from this angle! I should also point out though that where I live, we have a huge proportion of child friendly cafés and casual restaurants, so it’s not so often I…

I would probably decide what was the most suitable on the spot. I have never changed my child on a dining table/bar, but I have done it on benches/chairs in restaurants in secluded areas of the restaurant or café. Always with a mat to protect the surface. But.... I wouldn't rule out a table in certain situations. It's…