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Ah, the old "David Cross hypocrisy"

Yeah, I felt like an asshole for how much I enjoyed/agreed with the Birdman review on TOS.

We have to just wait 5 minutes until Undateable gets cancelled

Let's not forget CBS' swiftly cancelled "How to be a Gentleman," starring Johnny Drama & Rickety Cricket

Bumblesnarf Crinklecut

best game ever, though I don't think I ever actually followed the rules

@David Conrad you could spend at least a whole paragraph explaining the stupidity of "South Detroit"
edit: trying to tag someone and failing miserably

Just don't eat any Peach Melba made by that diseased hag Typhoid Mary

He's the male Hilary Swank!

I was scrolling through his comments trying to find the story; he seemed to do a lot of oversharing of personal stuff

oh Jarvis, the pervy poet of Sheffield. This song gives me … special, sexy feelings … it's nice

Speaking as a neurotic germophobe who was also planning on going, I guess this worked out for all of us

I though it was "grim rite," but Interpol's lyrics are impossibly weird so I guess it doesn't really matter

Selina Meyer, scourge of the Woosters!

Don't worry, if we don't cull the herd, some drug-resistant super disease will come along and do it for us.

That bit was shameless viral video bait, but Waltz crying on cue was pretty great

I preferred the sequel, but maybe because I went into it with different expectations. At least they scaled back on the Steve Coogan sad clown stuff.

I was at a Weird Al-themed birthday party a few years ago, and UHF was playing on a loop on the TV. Some guy said he hadn't heard of it, so I start talking about how it's this amazing cult classic, one of the funniest things ever etc, and he should stick around to see the firehose scene. He didn't really say anything

I thought he was dressed like a sort of sexy Willy Wonka on Letterman recently. Who else could pull off a purple suit?