/Trump in the oval, putting gold star stickers into his trapper keeper/

“You’ve done it again, Donnie..!”

And no doubt an editor somewhere thought themselves real smart with the whole “mother” wordplay, because mothers being portrayed as “hormonal and emotional” isn’t some equally played out bullshit.

Re: Nicole: She’s from Australia, where everything is venomous. Tarantulas are way less threatening than the spiders she grew up with.

I guess I feel like there’s a lot of room to do stories in this setting without doing a reboot.  Do Fray.  Do one of the potential slayers who got her powers in the last season but somehow fell through the cracks.  Do Principal Wood’s single-mom in 70's New York.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Can I get a slo-mo gif of that fat golfer walking for the next time someone tries to argue that golf is an athletic endeavor

I don’t really l care about Seal or his thoughts, but I don’t want Oprah to run for president.

Definitely the news we need, but probably not the news we deserve (as an entire society. This couple if too good for this world.)

WHERE’S MY TORCH AND PITCHFORK

Dinosaurs: feathers, color, teeth, fierce, weird, evolution, science.

I’ve been thinking about climate change. Who would benefit from a warmer climate? What country has a vast amount of potentially arable land once the permafrost melts? What country benefits the most from an ice-free Arctic? What country benefits from having a climate denial proxy in charge of a major world power?