The pretty always trumphs violence toward women.

Oh god

In my last year of university I worked at a sports bar, which was a lot of fun - great atmosphere, relaxed, easy job, decent money, and an AWESOME management team that I was very appreciative of (and vocal about my appreciation). I was told on my first day that we are not to tolerate abusive or aggressive behaviour…

I would have said "Just for the record, I just got assaulted and all you want me to do is go apologize? Is that right? Because I'm sure my lawyer wants to make sure that your words can't be taken out of context."**

**I've actually seen this happen with a server.

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

You can dislike the Palins and still not support childish, elitist, sanctimonious drivel like this.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

Racist waiters are seriously the worst. I once got in my manager's face after he dropped the n bomb casually, and I was routinely the only guy willing to wait on minority customers. Just because you've had a stereotype borne out before is no reason to act like it's the rule.

Hell to the yes. Instead of in addition to her husband, I wouldn't mind Abigail Adams as the replacement. John Adams was a sexist prick (yes, I know that this didn't exactly make him an anomaly among presidents). I hate that condescending letter he wrote to her after she stressed the importance of women.

John Adams!

So she deserved to be raped, drugged and beaten?? Are you a fucking monster?

I just wish she had said "I messed up, let me make it right for you and I'll comp it for you" rather than handing me something I hadn't requested and taking my money. Should it happen again, I will ask her to remake it and decline the wrong drink. And, just to clarify, I just *watch* that the chocolate is pumped from…

My husband bemoaned my tipping practices, because I tend to overtip. He was all "The store is less than a mile away, you don't have to give them $5." But then we had a pizza guy that just about started crying when I told him I didn't want any change, giving him a $5.75 tip. He hadn't been sure he would make it back to…

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

Smoked ell is some of the best food you can get, my uncle used to smoke them himself after we had caught them in the river.

Well that's the way the Vatican handles its sexual predators and they're clearly doing it right, so why not follow the good Christian example?

while I've had a customer ask for and then gleefully drink multiple rounds of a Yuengling with grenadine and a straw in it

God, I love jelly bellys. I love going to the mall candy store where they have bulk bins with just one flavor in each bin and making a mix bag with all the flavors that aren't usually jelly bean flavors. Buttered popcorn. Carrot cake. Vanilla bean. Juicy pear. Chocolate banana. Oh, I need to stop.

Chik Fil A also supports that church that does the Kill The Homos in Africa missions.

Umm, open or poly relationships are not the same as cheating...