marymayhem
MaryMayhem
marymayhem

I'm one of those unicorns who has had what I would consider a pretty large number of partners and very few regrets, I guess. I regret a few of them because things didn't work out as I'd planned but that was usually a situation of me not being right for a person I was in a relationship with. I rarely regret a one

Mark, she's clearly saying fuckin' hell. You need to let this fuck your mouth thing go.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.