I am a fan of PSG, and still wonder about buying David Luiz, specifically him being worth £50,000,000. He’s not that good of a defender, and the Champions League proved it.

Ronaldos #1 goal was barely worthy of the top ten. Entertaining, but their edits were soooo long. Even as a huge soccer fan I found it pretty unnecessary to show that much of the buildup, Rakitic’s goal especially

#2 is the most important thing all buyers need to remember.

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

Colin Cowherd masturbates to Glengarry Glen Ross.

Colin Cowherd writes Entourage fan fiction.

Colin Cowherd keeps a spreadsheet of jean/blazer combinations.

America has a soccer league?

Cut Houston sports reporting some slack. They’ve only just found out they have an MLB team.

You want to know what’s really depressing, a bunch of guys on the linked ESPN article saying this is a “money grab.” He’s “innocent until proven guilty.” How he “hasn’t been charged with a crime.” All stupid defenses. Because you know Greg Hardy, Ray Rice have been proven guilty in a court of law. This is obviously…

Don’t fat shame. If you want to make fun of his front butt make fun of the one resting on his shoulders.

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

“Gun safety” is making sure you handle your gun in such a way that you only kill other people on purpose.

“NASL: America’s Top Soccer League”

Speaking of the knife. Am I the only one who wonders where the NRA and other second amendment purists are on this? The man was arrested for exercising his second amendment rights and ultimately died for it. You’d think they would have a strong opinion about that, whether the blade turns out to be technically legal or…