You and God both.
THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.
He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.
I’m a fan of USMNT but stop acting like MLS is the shit. It’s not. It’s not terrible either. Personally I find it boring. Get over it. Not everyone is in love with the league.
First off, probably more like $75 - $100 (or more) if you stick around long-term. Second, how, exactly, will losing the Bucks cost you anything? Third, weren’t we told that Wisconsin was on the verge of fiscal calamity just a few years ago, and now suddenly taxpayers can shell out several hundred million dollars (for…
Japan was never communist. Feudal, yes. But not communist.
Kobe: Now Roy, I don’t want you taking any unnecessary shots
If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.
When was Colin Cowherd hired as women’s bball coach at Illinois?
If that story taught any lesson, it’s that your DOG was terrible, not the cat.
“Remember! Cat meeting at 3!”
“This is something you need to understand: Your cat doesn’t need you. It was fine before you came along, it’ll be fine if you leave, and even when you’re around, it’s got other stuff going on.”
Replace the word “cat” with “girlfriend” and you have my life.
Barry, I say this in all honesty, this just confirms that you are the most eloquent and intelligent writer at Gawker. Cats are fine, dogs are fine, people who like both or neither are fine, and Burneko can get bent.
I was firmly anti-cat for years until we adopted our current cat. We were planning on adopting a dog at some adoption fair but all the dogs looked...questionable. Anyhow, we found this sturdy cat (she still thumps on the floor after every jump) and she came right up to our daughter and let her hold her and all the…
Why would I replace a real cat with a dog that wishes it was a cat?
Human thinks: Lately she’s been hanging around my dog outside.
Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!