My daily is an ‘86 Jeep CJ7

Hear me out. Stellantis spins off Jeep, which then merges with Ineos. Ineos continues making its Grenadier vehicles, but also injects new life/money into returning Jeep to its rugged roots.

You missed the Ineos Grenadier—delivery in the USA is scheduled to begin Q3 2023.

A few years ago I lowsided a Triumph Daytona 955i at 50mph on a gravelly corner. Remarkably, I missed the guardrail and escaped with only a busted knee. While riding from the crash to the hospital for stitches, a big rig two cars ahead of me blew a tire at 65mph. The tire somersaulted through the air and landed…