Please tell me that your sister’s mil is herself an African American.

Buying it a seat is what most surprises me. That’s an expensive quirk.

You’re being really presumptuous by assuming that this man is mentally ill. Some people are just plain weird, with no mental illness.

I shouldn’t be laughing at this as hard as I am, but well, I’m terrible. At first I thought she was signing her love for Jesus as you tried to close your eyes and wear headphones, but the slips of paper! Glorious! (Not for you, but still!)

Of course its mocking, its fucking WEIRD and creepy. Sure there are “all kinds of people” out there. Doesn’t mean they’re absolved of being judged for bizarre abnormal behavior.

Still better than the time I was on a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and the deaf woman next to me wanted to talk about how much she loved Jeaus. Putting on headphones wasn’t going to be a deterrent to her passing little slips of paper onto my tray table every 3 minutes.

But would you like to know the answers?

Me too. Did he use a stroller? Did he talk to said doll? Why couldn’t he hold the doll on his lap instead of buying a seat?

recently i traveled with my husbands family and they insisted on bringing not just a bunch of bananas on the plane for a snack (which I guiltily snacked on what I’m pregnant and hungry and it’s healthy) but on the way back they brought on left over chinese food and I was appalled. They were like “don’t you want food…

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…

I also hate how the music industry assumes that we all want to hear the higher range all the time.

Don’t worry in 10-15 years she’ll lose her vocal range. Those high notes are something you can’t keep up with age. Just ask Mariah Carey.

I’m not sure I like the song, but I’m also not sure why the coach is equating having a higher belt-range with being a better singer. Just because you can sing higher notes louder doesn’t make you objectively sing better than someone with a different range/timbre. Signed, a Bitter Contralto.

Interesting read! I definitely did not expect this amount of Ariana stanning, I will say.

Besides the “shrillness” of her voice, I just think the song is too repetitive. The phrase “It wasn’t looooove” just goes on and on to the point where you get tired of hearing it.

i feel like y’all are baiting us, taunting us to see if we’re going to bring up BrexPitt, and you know you’re only setting us up to fail

WOAH. I actually didn’t make that connection but he’s definitely considered a family man and he’s definitely an A-list international super star. Hmmmmm...

Oh DAMN.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

My guess is the truth is more like something in the middle of both stories. Carrey probably has issues with prescription drug abuse himself, and they probably had a history of taking them together while they were dating. However, I’m guessing he didn’t just give a large amount of heavy medication to a suicidal woman,…