Yeah, but he’s probably miserable and is afraid to actually make a meaningful connection.

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

I hope you learn the truth soon. For yours and the children’s sake. For him to say, “oh you’ll read into it too much” means there is something to read into. Don’t let him make you feel crazy!

Today my father posted a rape joke on his facebook. I wrote “rape jokes aren’t funny.” I haven’t gone back to see his commentary. I don’t even want to, I am so fucking mad and upset about it. What the fuck.

My hospital apparently doesn’t do angioplasty and they have to send all heart attack patients to hospitals that are ten hours away. I just found that out this week. Wtf.

I’m once again failing at dating. After a bad Tinder date last week, I went out last night with a guy who I’ve been texting (as in, throughout the day, every day) since last week. I was really excited to meet him, we hit it off, and then somewhere around the third hour of the date he just drops into conversation that…

I’ve been through something like this and it’s awful. I’m so sorry this is happening to you. No one can tell you what to do, but I will plead with you to listen to yourself and what you’re feeling. If something seems wrong, it more than likely is. We ended up in counseling and are still together, but if I had paid…

Shady. As. Fuck. I’m irritated for you.

My parents are visiting right now and it’s driving me bonkers. My mom hates my bathroom and bought me new fabric shower liners to replace the perfectly fine rubberized plastic ones I have (fabric is apparently better). I wouldn’t normally give a shit but this came with a lecture on how awful my bathroom is and the…

I moved this week and its been BRUTAL. My anxiety was really bad all morning, I puked in my yard as I got into the car, and then as I was driving to meet my dad, I passed my ex, just casually walking down the street at 11 am, smoking a cig. What is he, the ghost of Cloverdale?! I did go to the grocery store, but…

My complaint: yesterday I found out because I had to review an overcharged phone bill that my husband has been texting a lady from work. It wouldn’t be a problem or seem shady except for the fact that it was all withheld from me. I had no clue until I kept seeing a random number on the bill. It is all times of day and…

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

Divorce is a TV show. Jezebel has covered it quite a bit, actually.

Hey, Dr. Luke:

Scanning the comments for butt hurt like

I like it. It’s the perfect workout song and I’m adding it to my Sheena Easton playlist.

Goddammit.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.