I have an unnatural adoration for Chloe Sevigny. I can’t even say I’m crazy about many of her films (I found Big Love execrable). But I find Chloe’s personality and style very agreeable; she and I are from the same hometown, and when she is interviewed I am transported back to childhood and the artsy kids I grew up…

Wait a sec. If states are not able to get the seven drugs typically sourced for execution through traditional means, and are willing to get hem from non-traditional sources.......

“...states have turned to drugs that have never been used before in executions .”

Y’know, if those brigades of forced birthers actually wanted to do something constructive with their time they could protest the death penalty. Which most of them seem to support. Against all logic and reason.

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

they should put me on the show

Couldn’t they get rid of the whole show?

“I’m only going to tell you this one time. Stay away from my man or I will shoot you with my boob bra. You will see Fireworks. But while I’m down here is that cherry chap stick?”

I know! That hoedown was awful!

Blah blah blah Holly/Kendra war of words: BRIDGET I MISS YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SEEMED SO SWEET!

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

Poop, Ansel. You are the poop emoji. Everyone knows this. You don’t need to bother asking.

I just think it’s doing a disservice to young adults by not trusting them to live their lives and make their own decisions. Sure not every decision made by a 20 something is a “good” one, but so long as they're safe, is it not their decision to make?

You act as though they are in the throes of some intense, committed relationship. Jesus. They may have just fucked and that’s it. I’m pretty sure that a 23 year old woman is capable of deciding whether or not she’s capable of and/or ready to fuck a 39 year old man.

you’re assuming that orlando is using his “life experience” (*rolls eyes*) to wield his sexual power over some poor, unwitting little baby girl.

BUT SHE’S NOT 15. she’s a grown ass woman capable of making her own decisions.

If they got their hands on my therapy records, the first six sessions saw me skip around saying “I was raped”. My therapist did a fantastic job, but even though dealing with the anxiety and PTSD that resulted from being raped was what put me there in the first place, I was determined to not have to say “I’m a rape…

no- he is.

Too bad a bunch of people will pull the “IF SHE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE WHY NOT RELEASE THE RECORDS?!” card.