Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

Eggshell skull rule, motherfuckers.

THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA I NEED TO START DOING THIS. Not in public but at home (where I drink most of my red wine anyways).

I think our culture has a weird sense of entitlement and ownership over a lot of things we should. I could see how someone’s entitlement to touch/speak to/photograph a celebrity would be similar to the entitlement to women’s bodies. You owe me a photograph is to I bought your album as you owe me your affection is to I…

Are you fucking kidding me with that bullshit? She is a horrible human. Punjab and curry. Wow. Just fucking wow.

Holy shit. She’s really awful!?!

can’t keep the happy couple apart.

I 100% refuse to believe she didn’t see the video before it was released. This is a classic publicity stunt. It fits into a popular media and cultural narrative, promotes her new single/album, and feeds classic tropes (big mean label versus artist).

Smells like a publicity stunt to me.

I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence, not only to make a tape but then to call it artistic.

There are plenty of nights where I don’t remember anything. I'd say all of my friends have had some of those nights too, with the exception of a select few. I think it’s way more common than you are thinking.

BRING IT ON, DICKBAGS. BRING ON THE “WELL IF SHE HADN’T BEEN SO DRUNK HURR DURR DURR” COMMENTS. I FUCKING DARE YOU.

I’m a major Beyoncé fan, though I don’t engage in this kind of thing (it’s gotta only be like snotty 14-year-olds with nothing else better to do, right?).

If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

I didn’t get the impression that Bayer was trying to come across as sympathetic or relateable. If anything, she was playing up the slothful nature of her day for humor’s sake. So I’m not sure why you are feeling so defensive on her behalf. Or why you think “toast your own fucking bagel” counts as castigating. Also,…

Maybe his nickname will be “Bill” or “Matt,” and he can go by that.

“Oh, you got raped? Well ya should have kept your legs together you slutty slutty dummy! Serves you ri—

Because the entire Kardashian family is a fucking disaster?

I can no longer keep this shit straight without a diagram.

It will be sucked into the Kardashian-Industrial Complex 10 seconds post-partum.