a human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.…

Regular like, Old Faithful-style. Does she do all her vlogging from the toilet?

Why did I read all of that.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

Who?

Who?

I think Beyonce’s Beyonce is Diana Ross.

Right. Is it about ethics in gaming journalism?

Wow. Men shaming a man for beating his partner. How far we’ve come. I’ll take what I can get at this point.

A gamer committing domestic violence is sadly, the least surprising news of the day.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

I don’t have a law degree but have always been interested in this case (I like Britney). It made sense to me that it was ordered during her breakdown, which was pretty severe.

8. I’m still making bank off of the fact that my wife put her dis album about me on Tidal.

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

I love how passive aggressive they are, like I always want to be like "people who are truly drama free would keep their mouths shut" BUT THEN I WOULD BE SUCKED INTO THE LOOP.

The sheer volume of “I hate drama” memes/posts is astounding.

It’s funny that the people who run around screaming I DONT CARE I HATE DRAMA, are the ones leaving a trail of drama in their wake. Like if you honestly didn’t like drama you would keep your fucking mouth shut

typo shade