Oh girl, no.

Oh my GAWD that gold foil eyeliner. I love to hate but MAC just has a way of gagging a bitch. DAMN. WANT.

Innocent until proven guilty, I know, but – hypothetically speaking – how does someone go from being an engineering student with a stepping stone into NASA to becoming an accessory to the murder of a child?

No you should, the lesson is to not exploit or undervalue anyone who helps you get closer to realizing your vision.

I did try to read the first book. It was so bad I gave up, and now I think everything associated with it is absurd. So many of my friends loved the series, and I think it's about as sexy as an ice cold shower in public.

Wait! HOLD ON. Rita Ora human person who does ____ has BREASTS? Holy shit. I was under the impression that she didn’t. I was under the impression two godzillas were hanging off of her chest. WHAT THE FUCK.

I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).

I rolled my eyes so hard at Khloe’s picture of them trying to look tough and quote that my eyes fell out of my head.

How about Nick Cannon or Chris Brown as a wacky rapping part-animal sidekick WITH A SKATEBOARD!

The only reason I’d be okay with it is that it lacks the usual power imbalance Leo seems to need, and Rihanna wouldn’t take his shit. Then again, that would be the reason this is probably not happening.

ALSO, I don’t think Leo could handle Rihanna in bed. Just a feeling. Or at least he’d be way too focused on his…

Interesting ad placement, Sinexxx.

Nah, Rihanna can do better.

For some reason*, when I read the headline I was thinking some British teens made instagram accounts for the characters and I was like “omg I want to follow Blair on IG!” Really disappointed to find out this is not the case.

If there is a woman alive who has not had this experience, I’d like to meet her, because she is a rare, rare creature. I’m so grateful to you for sharing your story and elaborating on the complexity of consent. So many people want to make it a black-and-white, yes-or-no issue, and the more people who stand up and say…

Thank you! I don’t know why we talk about “fight or flight” but never freeze, which is far more common.

“Freezing is a third fear response recognized in the field of psychology but, for some reason, missing from public discourse. Someone tries to put a hand on me; I’m uncomfortable, but I can’t move or speak. “No” is not clear.” http://ladyclever.com/culture/freezi…

Yeah. Sadly, a lot of men think this way. You’ve had sex with him before; therefore, you’ll have sex with him again. You’ve had sex with anyone before; therefore, you’ll have with him. Basically, not a virgin = consented to sex with any man, whenever any man wants it.

the two friends have already chosen their fantasy castings: Rooney Mara and Jennifer Lawrence

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.