or like what about Hitler for that matter

lot to hate about this expression

But where would you know where they are coming from? There isn’t a layout sheet at the table with the names of people and where they are coming from. And it’s not like the Oscar which has two aisles that the winners go down. It’s more or less the winners shimming through the crowds and past the tables. It’s awkward.…

Like every time someone is in a poofy dress and they stuck their hands in pockets I couldn’t see, I instantly want that dress.

I already loved this dress and, then, POCKETS.

How awesome would it be if that video linked in the tweet was the aforementioned video of him playing with his own butthole?

I don’t know if barely famous Vloggers count as celebrities but the Nulls are another Christian-vlogger couple that are caught up in a sex scandal (of course) and they just tweeted out their response to a sex tape of him that’s floating around. This Null guy went all nuts on Christian vlogger Sam Rader when he was…

“Tyga has been dogged in his pursuit of the minor (who does look older than her years in online photos)”

That’s completely fucked up.

Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

It wouldn’t surprise me. I moved to Dallas a couple years ago for work, and this city is full of aggressively incompetent drivers. Early on I honked at a driver who dangerously cut me off on the highway, and the guy spent the next two miles switching lanes all around me so he could flip me off from every direction. If…

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

They could have lined up, side to side, and all opened fire! Modern day pirate ship battle

Yeah, I mean her original quote is a little cringe-worthy but (probably because I like her) I read it as her just expressing discomfort with talking about money publicly, like it’s impolite or something. A lot of people are raised to believe it is. Add to that an awareness of the fact that she has it good and would…

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

I love that all the Brits are here to comment and that comment is:

Scene of recent flooding, army drafted in, lass from Lancashire strolling by wearing pyjamas with fag and wine in hand. Sums us all up.

I love that people have been turning that first picture into works of art:

I feel so weird about Bieber now. He's put out a few good songs lately and I feel very conflicted singing them in the car.

A d00d dumped me today at a bus stop.